Breathless with anticipation aren't you :D ?

Ok so I promise I won't ever do that to you again :D

But, you gather the central theme of this blog yes? I love my boyfriend above all else, yes? I also love talking about him very much. He is very gracious in accepting that, as his girlfriend there are certain duties I must fulfil :D Such as painting him with the make up I don't really wear, taking pictures and putting them on the internet :D


like so...


Don't worry, he forgives me :) He tells me that when he begins to earn lots of money on account of being an uber clever engineering dude, he will buy a DSLR, then I can take actual non blurry pictures to my hearts content :D


I think they might be better if I click large instead of medium...hm This is something of a test run, the contrast adjustments work for my screen, I don't know about yours, you are welcome to tell me how I am to work this geezer :D More elaborate transformations of Ashley will appear in the near future. Unfortunately he selfishly wanted to be able to see his homework so this is a very hastily done job. Boo, bad Ash.

It will also likely feature small insights into the lives of my wonderful goldfish Shoom and Anoir, tragic tales of my woeful past, relations of the trials and tribulations of being a reluctant English (and Scottish) Literature student, of Edinburgh University, and of course, links to things that appal and captivate me . Give up already, since I rarely venture out into the real world I imagine that what I write here will not be amusing or interesting in any way. This is a thing you should know from the start. Or maybe I'm setting you up for disappointment by making use of the modesty topos :p Who knows what the future holds eh?

What happens when two things lovely combine...

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There are many, many lovely combinations of objects out there just waiting to find each other, something within them is calling, seeking waiting. Alone they are lovely, but mundane. They serve a purpose, they occupy a space, they exist in a state they are desperate to transcend, they want to become sublime...but, they don't know it, not yet. Sometimes the union doesn't happen without the help of an external force. Hot apple pie with ice cream, Marmite on buttered toast, cheese with pickle between two slices of bread, McDonald's fries dipped in Mcflurry, unlikely yes, but forgive me, some things you must taste to believe...some things...on these lines...one of my most favourite things ever happens to be make up. Not every day, blemish concealing, eye bag hiding, deceitful make up but shiny, shiny make up the colours bright and vibrant, like a coral reef, a pirates hidden chest of jewels or a garden, blossoming suddenly into summer, the high season, the lovely becomes beautiful, the good becomes sublime!

Now, another favourite thing, my most favourite thing, my most beloved of all, my dear lover Ashley Hughes- what on Earth could be better than two of my favourite things ever combined? Shiny, sparkly beautiful, make up and my darling long suffering, ever obedient one Oh! He shall be transformed he shall! He shall be transformed he shall!


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